these new volkswagon commercials bother me. when i was growing up if you saw a punchbug you could punch someone and say what color it was. since i guess they're not making those anymore you can now punch someone for every random VW you see. idk it just annoys me.
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So, every time the neighbors leave I sit outside with the BB gun and shoot their dogs every time they bark. Shut up! "thap" Shut up! "thap". I figure another 2 days and they'll start to get the idea that shut up means get in the dog house. Another week and they'll be quiet all together.
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Eat it. What's the worst that could happen?
Either that or go to that ridiculous buffet you talked about before with crab and lobster tails.
Or get drunk, snort adderal and spank it to chicks with dicks. Whatever's clever.
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There was a cat at the condos in Mexico where we went earlier this year who would bake a batch of cookies and he would munch on half of one and then go float in the pool for five hours. He swore by the baked weed products.
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Fuck that. It isn't the dog's fault. Shoot the fucking owners.
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