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Um, yeah, so I think I just simply wore my dick out. Haven't been able to get it fully up for about three days. I guess Karma really does exist. Which means you're next, Goat.
*sigh* time for a new sig.
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This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: God's vagina
Posts: 3,454
Credits: 12,820
Redemption! Last night I banged blondie. We went a half hour before she looked at me and asked (breathlessly, and probably bored), "Are you done with me yet."
Then I hit it so hard the second time, she asked me afterwards, "Did you shove your balls in there too?"
LOL, I can't make that shit up.
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This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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I got some this morning. But the funnier story is that she wanted to fuck in her hallway last night. She's drunk as fuck, strips down, and pulls me on top of her, on the floor. That's when I realized that her dog had pissed on the carpet a few days prior, and we were laying close enough to smell it. I lost my boner faster than Pred jumps on tranny cock.
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