I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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HAHAHA
There are 2 chicks who work there who are about 26-27 years old who have tight waists (around 28") and big C tits. They both wear tight fucking tops but are related somehow to the owner
I make $980/month so I just show up and do whatever the fuck I want for 4 hrs pretty much but do my job (Fleet Manager) fucking awesomely.
That's not really a word (awesomely) but I don't fucking care.
we have a patient who is a very old lady and this morning when i took her breakfast to her she was just laying in bed saying bacon over and over. like mmmmm bacon. it was hilarious. poor thing is so old she can only have liquids and thickened ones at that. (gag) all she has is her bacon dreams. imagine drinking milk, juice, water, etc. that's the consistency of honey. one morning i tried the thickened coffee just to see what it was like and it was like coffee flavored jelly.
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lol @ bacony dreams. can't you be a good samaritan and blend her up a pork slushie and sneak it to her?
haha..that's an awesome story though. fucking hell, I don't want to get old.
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