If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Sea dat?! Why not!
WHADDUP BITCHES I'VE BEEN PRAYING and PERFORMING MANY HUMAN SACRIFICES!!!!!
First up, my Huskies won the their last game to qualify on the last very play in order to get a bowl game after haven't been in one for 8-9 years. Then they go on to embarrass Nebraska in a Holiday Bowl revenge!
Next my Seahawks win the very last game of the regular season to become the NFC West Champs and to be the first team to qualify for the playoffs with a losing record. Then they go and embarrass New Orleans despite my Hawks being heavy underdogs and under a lot of criticism for being in the playoffs by virtually everyone.
Then Green Bay beats the Eagles so that the Seahawks will have a rematch with the Bears. I'm telling man, the stars are aligned! The prayers and human sacrifices are working!!!! Seattle finally has a run game to balance out the offense! My team is peaking at exactly the right time! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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What's funny is that gimpy Matt Hasselbeck is running right behind Marshawn Lynch. I was like WTF how the hell did he got down field so quickly when I saw the QB in the end zone right after Marshawn got up after his forward flip.
Did Seahawks crowd cause a small seismic tremor during Lynch?s TD run?
A lone scientist manning a seismic network station notices the needle acting erratically, and decides to call it in. The beginning of a bad disaster movie, or just another Seahawks game? You be the judge: The Pacific Northwest Seismic Network, which locates earthquakes in Washington and Oregon, recorded a small tremor in downtown Seattle at 4:43 p.m. on Saturday afternoon ? the exact time that Marshawn Lynch scored his tackle-busting touchdown against the Saints.
From Q13Fox.com:
"By the time his 67-yard, eight tackle breaking scamper in Saturday?s playoff game against the New Orleans Saints was over, the 12th man was rocking. And apparently so was the earth below the stadium.
The Pacific Northwest Seismic Network recorded a small tremor at exactly 4:43 p.m. Saturday afternoon from an old monitoring system near where the Kingdome used to stand.
And while Qwest Field is famous nationwide for it?s crowd noise, PNSN scientists think their readings show that was the first recorded 12th man tremor, ever.
After all, the ?quake? was recorded only at that single SoDo station."
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WE SHALL SEE! But I'll be working overtime with more human sacrifices to ensure a Seahawk victory!
And for the Packers!
And for the Seahawks over the Packers in the NFC Championship if it happens!
And for the Stealers because I want to see a Super Bowl rematch from the XL that was pure and simple ROBBERY!
My god if a rematch does happen, both of my heads will explode!
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We shall see, i'll leave it at that. i'm never one to flame with a true fan(human sacrifices qualify you) i just hate all the bandwagon fans the seahawks generate I think they are the worst in all of the nfl i have ever seen, even worse than the cowboys generate nationwide, so it is my soul purpose to live and see the seahawks lose. Anyways I just want to beat the packers for the NFC crown, since i honestly doubt anyone is beating the patriots this year. my 2 cents anyway.