09-23-2009, 02:38 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I have a dilemma.
I am out of beer but could go to the store.
I have to prepare a roaster chicken to bake for 2.5hrs.
I am out of beer.
I drank a bunch of beers but have to drive to the store if I want more.
The wife won't me home until almost 7pm.
I am out of beer.
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
09-23-2009, 02:39 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I'm going to hte store for more beer.
Therm, fly the plane!!
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
09-23-2009, 02:42 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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You got some lesbo enticing to do when you get back.
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SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.
09-23-2009, 02:59 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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GOt the beer not to stuff teh bird!
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
09-23-2009, 03:36 PM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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RIP Joe
09-23-2009, 04:04 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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This motherfucker below is stuffed with one yellow onion cut into 8th's 1 1/2 heads of garlic 2 lemons cut into 8th's as well.
Slathered with "I can't believe it's not butter" and in the oven for 2.5 hrs at350.
I also got my beer!!
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
09-23-2009, 04:07 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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^^^ Wtf????
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
09-23-2009, 04:09 PM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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you've seen American Pie, right?
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RIP Joe
09-23-2009, 04:09 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Stay out of the bird!
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
09-23-2009, 04:11 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I may (am) perverted and sick but I'm not a creep.
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you need to find a new dealer
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