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#121
01-27-2015, 02:08 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 3 Jennifer Lawrence (54%) defeated Jessica Alba (46%) Bar Refaeli (56.52%) defeated Sofia Vergara (43.48%) Jennifer Lawrence will face Bar Refaeli in Round 4! Meow’s Musings: Jennifer Lawrence is proud of herself for her victory over super model Jessica Alba. Jen got herself tanked by downing 5 shots of tequila. When Jessica entered the ring to start their battle, Jennifer started spontaneously vomiting all over her like it was Madonna’s house! Poor Jessica was so disgusted that she started vomiting as well. The ring ended up looking like the aftermath of the Family Guy Ipecac drinking episode. Bar Refaeli had an easy time winning her battle against the beautiful Sofia Vergara. Bar was able to get her hands on the audio tracks of Sofia singing on Modern Family. She gave a blowie to the sound tech to get him to agree to blast the tracks through the auditorium. Bar had ear plugs in, but poor Sofia, as well as the entire audience, all suffered ruptured ear drums! Looks like sign language classes will soon be selling out. Bar will now face Jennifer Lawrence in Round 4. Which hot blonde has the power to continue on? What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting! 
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#123
01-28-2015, 04:24 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 3 Emily Ratajkowski (39.58%) defeated Emma Watson (35.42%) and defeated Maria Menounos (25%) Kate Beckinsale (81.82%) defeated Melissa Archer (18.18%) Emily Ratajkowski will face Kate Beckinsale in Round 4! Meow’s Musings: Emily Ratajkowski relished in a victory against both Emma Watson AND Maria Menounos. We left off with Maria and Emma wearing the same braless tight white tank tops with matching miniskirts. They were throwing water at each other in rage, making the shirts see through. Emily, growing impatient for her turn, decided to go back to her roots. She took off all her clothes! She decided to attack Maria first by picking up one of the nearby audience members and shoved him into Maria’s ass! The gentleman’s head slid in very easily, her being Greek and all, but unfortunately, his head was stuck and he could not get it out. He eventually suffocated and she stormed off dragging his dead corpse along with her. Emily then got the best of Emma by taking her head and holding it in one of the pitchers of water. Poor Emma drowned. Kate Beckinsale, as expected, took out the unrequited love of my life Melissa Archer. Kate was the one that used her contacts at ABC to have Melissa’s One Life to Live cancelled and replaced with that god awful show, The Chew. Kate made sure no one told Melissa, so when she went to work one day, Mario Batali was there and he was ferociously hungry. Melissa went to him to ask what was going on, but the crazy fuck decided he was going to bake her into the tastiest berry pie ever. Worst part is that he did it live on air. Even though that dickhead Michael Symon and scam master Dr. Oz’s daughter Daphne urged him to stop, it was too late. Kate will now be facing Emily Ratajkowski in Round 4. This may well be one of the hardest battles to date, make sure you get your vote in! What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#124
01-28-2015, 04:24 PM
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Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through February 2. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- First battles of Round 4! Knockout Stage – Round 4 – Match 1 Kristen Bell vs. Lacey Charbert Vote: http://poll.fm/54mts Kristen Bell  Lacey Charbert  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 4 – Match 2 Anna Kendrick vs. Rachel Nicols Vote: http://poll.fm/54mtx Anna Kendrick  Rachel Nichols 
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#125
01-29-2015, 05:31 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 3 Jennifer Morrison (55.81%) defeated Rosamund Pike (44.19%) Sara Underwood (56.1%) defeated Leighton Meester (43.9%) Jennifer Morrison will face Sara Underwood in Round 4! Meow’s Musings: Jennifer Morrison is somewhat disturbed from her victory over Rosamund Pike. Jennifer had the best intentions when she was helping Rosamund primp for the competition. Jennifer offered to help her wax off her beard. Rosamund accepted and was thankful, but unfortunately, she had so much fur that when Jen pulled the wax off, she also pulled off the skin of her face! Rosamund is currently undergoing surgery where they are taking skin from her butt to replace it. Will her new face be baby smooth? Sara Underwood was cunning in her victory over Leighton Meester. Sara started a rumor against the Gossip Girl saying that she was cheating on her husband Adam Brody with ex-OC alum (and now Gotham future commissioner James Gordon) Ben McKenzie <3. Rachel Bilson heard this rumor, and decided she had to stand up for her ex-amour. So Rachel did Sara’s dirty work, and proceeded to fuck poor Leighton in the ass with her Magnum ice cream bars to teach her a lesson. Leighton enjoyed the “punishment” at first, until all the ice cream melted and the sticks started breaking and giving her splinters. Ouch! Sara Underwood will now face Jennifer Morrison in Round 4. Someone will have to step up their game! What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#126
01-29-2015, 05:32 PM
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Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through February 3. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Knockout Stage – Round 4 – Match 3 Shay Mitchell vs. Olivia Wilde Vote: http://poll.fm/54ow3 Shay Mitchell  Olivia Wilde  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 4 – Match 4 Jennifer Lawrence vs. Bar Refaeli Vote: http://poll.fm/54ow8 Jennifer Lawrence  Bar Refaeli 
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#129
01-30-2015, 02:51 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 3 Yvonne Strahovski (77.08%) defeated Alexandra Breckenridge (22.92%) Mila Kunis (54.17%) defeated Nina Dobrev (45.83%) Yvonne Strahovski will face Mila Kunis in Round 4! Meow’s Musings: Yvonne Strahovski had an outstanding win against Alexandra Breckenridge. She delved into her Killer Elite persona and had the love of that life Jason Staham assassinate her. Staying true to his form, instead of killing her in front of a young child, Jason’s warm assassin heart chose to only wound her and take a picture where she looks dead instead. Yvonne may not have known better, but she’s pleased to walk away with the win. Mila Kunis is proud of herself for her win against Nina Dobrev. She brought her husband Michael Kelso with her to Nina’s dressing room. They pretended they were going to be nice and smoke Nina out with some blunts. Well, Nina’s room didn't have any windows, and since she is not as hardcore a stoner as Jackie and Michael, she passed out pretty quickly. With this, Mila will be facing Yvonne Strahovski in Round 4. Someone will have to go for the kill! What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#130
01-30-2015, 02:52 PM
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Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through February 4. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Knockout Stage – Round 4 – Match 5 Emily Ratajkowski vs. Kate Beckinsale Vote: http://poll.fm/54r30 Emily Ratajkowski  Kate Beckinsale  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 4 – Match 6 Jennifer Morrison vs. Sara Underwood Vote: http://poll.fm/54r3p Jennifer Morrison  Sara Underwood 
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