06-04-2021, 03:04 AM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Anyone who didn't wish me a happy birthday is a whore.
You're all whores but one. You let me know who it is.
Oh and thanks.
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
06-04-2021, 08:23 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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Location: California
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Didn’t we do this shit last year?
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
06-04-2021, 09:34 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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happy birthday belated very belated to the happiest, nicest, friendliest, easy going dude on this forum
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06-05-2021, 03:07 AM
After our final tests, this new destructive force will be available to those who can pay... and they will!
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Not me, definitely a whore for being late again.
Happy Birthday big guy!
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Never heard of him.
I'm serious. Not even trolling. First I've seen that name...
06-05-2021, 10:44 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Hey, did someone have a birthday? Yes? No? You? Me? OK.
~!
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
04-10-2022, 02:35 AM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy b-day fishman.
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
04-10-2022, 07:14 AM
After our final tests, this new destructive force will be available to those who can pay... and they will!
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Posts: 2,249
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Marginally less a whore this year . . . I'm actually on time wishing you a
Happy Birthday !
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josehl
Never heard of him.
I'm serious. Not even trolling. First I've seen that name...
04-10-2022, 07:02 PM
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Here, silly.
Posts: 237,281
I might wanna-be a whore, but I'll still wish you a happy birthday anyway. Hope you're enjoying it!
04-10-2022, 11:23 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: In Your Mom
Posts: 22,691
Credits: 553,056
Thanks whores. It's been a year. But thank god you whores are still here for me in my deep time of need.
I need to go take a dump.
Whores!
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
04-11-2022, 12:31 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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