05-17-2017, 06:31 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Plus I bet it would make your penis look bigger
05-18-2017, 04:24 PM
I'm about to go out to dinner with my daddy.
05-18-2017, 05:05 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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I have some ointment for you.
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05-18-2017, 11:01 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Straight from the tube I assume. Second question do I have to squeeze it from the tube myself?
05-19-2017, 09:51 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Knowing Mega it's probably on a used tissue.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
05-19-2017, 10:14 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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I really effed with the nurses when I had my gall bladder removed. I had a piece of junk IV line and was using it to suck my drink thru. The nurse (sweethearts all of them) asked what I was sucking on, I told her I thought it was my catheter line so I blew some bubbles into it and shifted some and said, "Oh yeah....there you go..." When they saw I was goofing with them they laughed then knocked me out.
The joke was on me later when they removed the catheter. The orderly made a lawnmower starting sound when he pulled it out.
See? no period down here!
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05-19-2017, 03:35 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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A very pretty nurse removed my catheter. I had shrinkage from feeling so ill so I was somewhat embarrassed.
05-19-2017, 04:34 PM
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I felt like I was giving birth thru my urethra and they were pulling it out by the umbilical cord.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
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05-21-2017, 05:19 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Why is Twin Peak back? It causes headaches.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
05-21-2017, 07:28 PM
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I think the short answer is that they ran out of new ideas.
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