07-02-2008, 03:27 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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and don't feel bad about the no-action part. i am simply pitiful in that department and i had a boyfriend throughout all of high school.
07-02-2008, 03:28 PM
Yeah mate, I'm down under....and she loves it!
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True, that would explain the statement "I
need the ones with low self-esteem so I could build them up, THEN nail them"
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Oh Shit dude, better get some lube while you're at Wal-Mart!!
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07-02-2008, 03:29 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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that was pretty fuckin funny wasn't it
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Their whole exchange was hilarious. Just imagine a father son heart to heart with this gem:
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
07-02-2008, 03:30 PM
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I'm a MAN goddammit
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07-02-2008, 03:30 PM
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Jedi...Damn thats a cool word
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07-02-2008, 03:35 PM
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That statement was a desperate attempt to earn YOUR approval. I hoped that in saying these thing you will notice me and someday take me to my prom.
And your right, I should pick up some lube. Because prom night's going to be amazing for us baby.
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07-02-2008, 03:35 PM
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Thank you. You're like...The Den Mother of this conversation...
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07-02-2008, 03:37 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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A little tip here, don't ever refer to a hot chick with any term that is even remotely matronly...
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07-02-2008, 03:38 PM
Yeah mate, I'm down under....and she loves it!
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Oh, I noticed you... And i'd love to take you to your prom.
.... and can you get the flavoured lube?
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07-02-2008, 03:39 PM
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Excellent point. Thats weird.
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