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I'm in Florida. The only thing I got going for me is dumb yankee girls that get too much sun. But I have a strategy for that. Take a tube of premium suntan lotion to a bar with you. Not junk stuff from a convenience store, some Good Stuff. Spot the most burnt girl. Tell her you happen to have some lotion, can you spread some on her burn. But stop and offer to let her girlfriend do it instead. She will let you do it because you were a gentleman. This is just a good icebreaker. So be a gentleman, buy her a drink, have some polite conversation, then later you can suggest she ride you cowboy style. Because of her sunburn.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Get well & be cured dude. Kick that cancer in the ass.
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As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Never ever doubt that you have both worthwhile AND insightful thoughts. Especially if those thoughts involve you in some type of sheer nightie type of clothing.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...