I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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My name is Michael. I am indeed a chef. Not a line cook, not a fucking food technician; a chef. I used to work at a place called Pisces, and I cook a lot of fish, hence the name.
I live outside of Seattle with my hot girlfriend and after months of lurking started posting porn and adding a few pointless comments or pictures to go nowhere threads. I manage to fuck quite a few up which then gives people to opportunity to point out my shortcomings and feel superior by making snide comments. I don't really give a shit since I do the same whenever possible.
I'm working my lady hard for the tit shot to get an avatar but it is an uphill battle. However, since she has pierced her hood and nipples for me after swearing she never would, I hold out hope. Even if you all don't ever get to see them, I do on a regular basis and I am okay with that.
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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60% of the time it works 20% of the time...
N2 back on the scene!! - thought maybe one of your scooter border crossing mixing that half asian bird flu carrying with some mexican pig stuffing caused the 'pandemic' !!
Hi my names Ronnie.
I live in Ohio.... Ohio sucks we have roller coasters, fake beaches including sharp gritty sand, corn fields, fat chicks, and scene girls. All balled up into one cluserfuck state that looks like a heart. I'm a clinical psychology major so more then likely I really think your a piece of shit and when i obtain my phd I'll dose you with real good drugs to keep u nice and comatose. I'm 99.99% sure i Coined cuddles 3 days prior to Jesus, that may be a fictional statement.
<3 if u want to know anything else pm me i'm interviewing stalkers.
Last edited by Vanilla Bear : 05-10-2009 at 04:20 PM.
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