i wanna hurt someone! ever feel like that, you just wake up in a mood, and when you were younger you just knew that come night time, when you hit the bar it was becuase you were just waiting for that one asshole to give you reason to rip his head off and lord have mercy on the poor dumb bastard that started shit with you, cause you weren't there to drink and you damn sure weren't there to do some bullshit fake posturing, you were there to hurt someone. and then it happened for whatever reason some dumbass got in your face and you give him one warning, maybe a nice "not tonight pal" or a "you need to back up and drop it friend" just enough so everyone knows you've warned him, but also enough to make sure he is gonna mouth off one more time, BAM! no second warning you punch him right in the face that wonderful punch that comes up from your right side cause you've keep your arm tucked and fully load with all the piss and anger you have had in you all day for some reason and you unload it right on his nose, he drops like a wet sack you know that his nose is broken, you felt it, but you don't want him to be out cold, no you want him to be rolling on the floor screaming holding on to the fountain on his face. but your not done yet, cause somewhere inside you are praying he has some stupid friends, sure the chances are you'll get your ass whipped being outnumbered but hell were is the fun in a one shot and it's over, this is playtime and playtime has just started, cause you have friends too and with any luck this will start an all out brawl that ends up getting half the people in the bar thrown out.
thats the mood i'm in today, GOD I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE!
but i'm married now and a father, can't afford to sit in the county lock-up anymore. it would probably get my wife fired and she loves her job teaching, and the kids need a role model that doesn't get into bar room fights anymore.
i miss my youth, i miss being single, and i found a gray hair in my pubes today
GOD I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE!
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