conversation i had with my daughter 10 minutes ago. somewhere, it went wrong...
me: you need to clean your room before you leave.
her: YOU need to clean YOUR room before YOU leave,
me: im not going anywhere.
her: your moms not going anywhere.
me: stop it
her: shmop it
me: seriously, clean your room
her: shmeriously clean YOUR room.
me: ok i will
her: your mom will
me: just go