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Old 12-22-2009, 12:48 AM
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Just had a second date with a new hottie. After dinner, I said, "Do you feel like doing something else, or just go and make out in the car?" She quickly put on her coat and we spent the next hour or so fooling around in her car, in the restaurant parking lot. It was just like high school. That is, if I'd ever made out with a chick in the car, in high school. I was amazed how worked up this chick got from kissing. Then she stated it was going to be difficult to stop making out, because as a recent divorcee, she was used to always finishing what was started. But she quickly added that she wasn't asking for me to bang her in the car. Although, I'm pretty sure it would have happened, if we'd had a little more to drink. She said she had never had sex in a car, and so I joked that we could do it, parked in her garage. To which she responded, "Why? I've got a perfectly good king-sized bed."

So no sex tonight, but just a little note to self, for your benefit.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:12 AM
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She gave you the opening, why didn't you take it? Does someone need to beat you on the head wit a frying pan?
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:11 AM
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My dear Mr. H., there will be plenty of time for such hijinks. Besides, she was getting so hot, that it will make for a better "next" time.
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I hear dat. I just wanted to see if anyone was going to take the frying pan to you anyway
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:31 AM
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um a week or so, i think? now its long distance, so thats gonna be a much longer number before it goes back to zero...
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Old 12-27-2009, 04:44 PM
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Ok fuckers, I sealed the deal with the "in the car" hottie. This one is an interesting one. There are some definitely some issues with this one, as she's so eager to please. We had sex six times over two days now, and it's been good. But she's contantly asking me what I want, and "what's wrong", and is everything feeling good. Now don't get me wrong, a woman talking dirty in bed is one thing, but this is a little different. Then she asks me last night to teach her how to suck my dick. (And no, I don't need any "how many dicks have you sucked, Boon" jokes, faggots) I've never had a chick ask me to direct her step-by-step, so that's different. And I'm thinking VERY carefully how to tell her, so I don't miss anything. It's like this chick is a virgin, or at least has been very sheltered; but it seems to me like she's looking to broaden her horizons.

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didnt you say this chick was married before? im too lazy to scroll down. and i got some 3 hrs ago and on xxxmas day
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she sounds fat.
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goin on 8 months for me! never had this problem ever, f'n blows:
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Old 12-28-2009, 01:53 PM
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I asked her about it last night. Seems she was married for 12 years and she was her husband's first, so he had no experience himself, so didn't know any better. Dumbass. So she's on this kick to learn how to give the best blow job. I told her that I would completly support her in this endeavor and do whatever it takes to train her well. Merry Christmas to me.


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On the contrary, she's one of those insecure chicks with borderline anorexia issues.
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