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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Fucking Kansas
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Oh shit! I have some money. I need to go turn my phone off so I don't start calling people to drive me to the strip club. Damn I hate being stupid and loving tits so! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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Originally Posted by n2tattoos.lol
fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
I know what channel Pred will be watching tonight VH1 check you local listening it is trandgendered night.
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
I brush my teeth a few times a day but admit I am a bad flosser. So I have this gum problem. The periodontist had to cut open my gums and get in there and scrape out all the plaque and stuff. Painful as hell and she had to stitch me up. I am sitting here with a mouth full of gum stitches. But the reason this is interesting is because my dentist is this maybe 40 year old statuesque gorgeous Serbian woman with the sexiest accent. And she is so gentle and kind. I mean she made a very unpleasant experience as bearable as possible. The best part is I am such a perv that when she was cutting and scrapping and sewing me up, all I could think about was that I had this beautiful girls fingers in my mouth. That's my random thought for now, plus the 2 Vicodin I took for the pain has me feeling nice.
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.