Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Apparently, I'm a goddamn lobbyist now. I successfully lobbied to get a family friend's business a contract with the city and now I apparently know WTF I'm doing.
Wait, aren't I supposed to be getting paid for this shit? Or at least be crooked?
Now I have been asked to attend campaign functions and other bullshit that honestly sounds boring as fuck. But hey, open bar and rich bitches can't be all bad.
I was googling around trying to find the origin of the "kansas city faggots" joke in Blazing Saddles since I never knew what the deal was. Google had a theory:
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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I passed my First aid at work reclassification, so I'm now legally qualified to save the lives of perfect strangers, and i'm insured to the tune of 10 million British Pounds in case any ungrateful fuckers try to sue me
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If we get enough people to fall down the stairs, it'll be a class action lawsuit. That means big, big money for the lawyer when each member of the class gets paid $8.95 each minus, of course, the attorney's fees of 50% plus all applicable costs.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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