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Old 02-24-2009, 04:04 PM
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You can throw down some race jokes, but leave the N word out of it. Panties have been known to get twisted over it, lives have been ruined, babies have cried, world wars have been started.....and that's just here in DSF.
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:17 PM
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I could throw in some Jade Goody jokes, but i imagine most ppl wouldn't know who she is!
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:33 PM
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Interesting, I'll keep that in mind.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:49 PM
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Bloody amazing, It's been kind of dead around here, but one post about sharing your OFFENSIVE jokes. Then everyone's got one! I am just saying!

rant over...carry on!!!
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hey I've always have an offensive joke to tell, but I just forget about this thread.
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:50 AM
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LOL! I am just ranting I could really careless!
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:37 AM
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This is the worst I have ever heard in my life, I can't even believe I am even typing it.

Q: How is dog shit better than a black man?

A: Eventually dog shit turns white and stops stinking.

Yikes that is bad.



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A: THE DISHES IF SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER!



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This one cracked me up!
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My Uncle was a terrible ventriloquist.

When I was little he used to put his hand up my arse and tell me to keep quiet.
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