08-15-2011, 05:16 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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That's the spirit!
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08-15-2011, 05:28 PM
Consume me.
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Cheers! Also, I just got some great bud from the dispensary that I can't really enjoy.
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Thanks! A toast to my health; GWS!
08-15-2011, 09:08 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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2 more days and these damn kids go back to school...
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08-15-2011, 09:39 PM
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Yay! Kids are suck.
08-15-2011, 10:28 PM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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So I was running on the treadmill at the gym tonight, and i farted. I swear I crapped my pants because i felt something.....waited for the smell and nothing. So I kept running.
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08-15-2011, 10:34 PM
DSF is how I roll, bitches !!
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The beauty of that is that you can't tell if it's a shart or if you're just sweating your balls off... I guess the smell test is the only way...
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08-15-2011, 11:22 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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what the hell were you doing on a treadmill in the first place?
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08-15-2011, 11:32 PM
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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After three years of no car payment, I dropped 24k on a truck today. I hate borrowing money from the bank, I feel like a whore and they own my ass now.
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08-15-2011, 11:36 PM
DSF is how I roll, bitches !!
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News for you Bob, you are a whore!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure we told you that a few weeks or a month ago...
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08-15-2011, 11:37 PM
DSF is how I roll, bitches !!
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You didn't smell it because it was behind you and you were running away from it... duh!!!
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