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Goat Gosselin · #**10341** 03-09-2010, 02:09 PM

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oddly i did, there is a place 20 feet away from my house and he doesnt have any. hes more of a place that sells steaks and chops and chicken than an actual butcher but i thought he would have some. the butcher is next try.

the place next door makes the best roasts, they have a dry rub and roast slow and you slice it and it falls apart.

Magnusrex · #**10342** 03-09-2010, 02:11 PM

you know your old when!
You shave your ears.
Your second wife calls your first wife ma'am.
You're genuinely excited when your prescriptions arrive in the mail.
You read the obits in the newspaper to check the ages of the dead people. You read a newspaper.
You're bummed out that the smokin' hot chick from Body Heat now looks like William Shatner in drag.
You say bummed out.
Women your age have real breasts and artificial hips.
Masturbation leaves you winded.
You try to amuse the kid hooking up your Blu-ray player by telling him about Betamax.
You pee in morse code -- dots and dashes -- and have to look down to see when you?re done.
Your car radio is set to classic rock so you have something to switch to during NPR pledge drives.
Your doctor says things like, that's normal for a man your age and consider yourself lucky.
Beneath your chin is what appears to be a neck skin hammock.
Beneath your penis is what appears to be two ping pong balls hanging from a flesh-colored bolo tie.
You choose your new car because it offers great lumbar support and convenient cup holders.
Watching The Who perform at the Superbowl made you inconsolably sad.
You wonder if the orgasm you're about to have will actually end your life.
Your doctor tells you your new medication will reduce the amount of semen in your body and your only response is, so what.

TheSNakE · #**10343** 03-09-2010, 02:13 PM

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flank steak is my new favorite. I thought it was the same as skirt steak but it is more tender.

Predator24 · #**10344** 03-09-2010, 02:14 PM

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Wait until/if you get married. It only gets better!!

Goat Gosselin · #**10345** 03-09-2010, 02:16 PM

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i think skirt steak is more in the usa, i have never found it around here. my parents were in AZ and said they saw it a fair amount.

these ones are a bit thicker than the normal ones i get so they are tougher but i stabbed a bunch of holes in them before seasoning and marinading so i think they should be ok.

i want to build a smoker in the next while. that would be great to smoke

TheSNakE · #**10346** 03-09-2010, 02:22 PM

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skirt steak is awesome, but it's best grilled. Get a little charcoal flavor on the outside and a put it on a bed of broccoli rape. really good, but yes it can be tough.

MrGoutHimself · #**10347** 03-09-2010, 02:23 PM

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My wife used to hang up on me a lot. I fixed her ass. About 6 months ago we had a babysitter for the daughter, went out and had a nice dinner, came home, I rubbed her back with massage oils, we got excited, so we started to mess around. She got wet, I got hard, so I got in and we got going. As she was at the point where she was just about to climax, I pull out and go to the bathroom and brush my teeth. I came out and laid down and she was still just lying there in shock. She finally says "did you come?" I say "no, did you?" She says "No, what happened?" I said "that's how I feel when you hang up on me." Hasn't happened since.
-SRD

Predator24 · #**10348** 03-09-2010, 02:28 PM

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You are my new fucking HERO!!!!

Nekyo · #**10349** 03-09-2010, 02:38 PM

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Phone met wall, got a lovely cracked screen now

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Oh boy i CANNOT wait

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You sir, deserve a medal!!

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+99

Goat Gosselin · #**10350** 03-09-2010, 02:42 PM

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!!!! i always bbq it, there is no other way about it. i lots of times make a foil pouch of taters and mushrooms with garlic and olive oil and sometimes add feta.