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[gimmebeer]

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of course not. yet, the country still does what it does

shit, avg summer temp there is 10-18C

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so they are like Juggalos only they growl?

[Goat Gosselin]

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my cousin has lived there and my brother's wife, they said the ppl are a bit off

There is an uncomfortable number of Texans here

[Goat Gosselin]

not enough of the kind with spectacular breasts

[maxbailey]

Got this in my inbox tonight, lucky me, huh?

Hello,

I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD
of Eight Hundred Thousand United state dollars $800.000.00 USD to
the TNT Express Delivery Services here in West Africa, due to the
fact that i have waited enough to hear from you so that your funds
will be transferred through CENTRAL BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) here, but
because of the late response I now decide to depos it the ATM
MASTER CARD with the TNT Express Delivery services with your
previous information's you listed at that time.

I have paid to them their delivery charges & insurance coverage fee,
the only fee to be paid again is their security safe keeping fee of
$250 dollars only, i would have also paid for the security keeping
fee but the TNT Courier service advice me not to because they don't
know when you will contacting them and just in case to avoid
demurrage payment.

I will be traveling to IRAQ for a business trip and I will not come
back till next month,Therefore i will advise you to contact the
track & trace shipment officer with his contact information as
listed below for the avoidance of increase of their security
safe keeping fee.

Note that I packaged the ATM MASTER CARD inside a magazine where
nobody will notice the content, I also told the shipment officer
Dr. Khalid Divya, that it is ordinary African magazine I want to
deliver to my friend abroad, to avoid further delay unless you
delay to send their security safe keeping fee. Make sure you
contact him through this Email Address: customerservice.tnt1@w.cn

Below is the shipment officer contact information including his email
address with the parcel reference number, note that without you
indicating your parcel number as listed below the TNT Express
Courier will not listen to you they will be imagining if you
want to steal another persons parcel.

Shipment Officer Of TNT Express Courier Nigeria.

Attention: Dr. Khalid Divya
E-mail: customerservice.tnt1@w.cn
Tel: +234-702-696-7080
Shipment Code: TNT/PARCEL/0567
Parcel Number: PN0092

Also below is the information they need to deliver the ATM MASTER CARD
in form of African Magazine to your address, this is to avoid wrong
delivery as i already gave them your delivery address but you have
to re-confirm it to them.

Full name......................
Home address............
Country....................
Telephone...............

Please make sure the information is complete as they promised that once
they receive their security safe keeping fee within 2 to 3 working days
the magazine will arrived your door step according to the shipment
officer.

Once again, the TNT Express Delivery Service do not know the content of
the parcel, I registered it as an African magazine they don't know it
contains ATM MASTERCARD inside, this is to avoid them delaying the
delivery and besides i don't want you to lose your inheritance funds.

Your ATM MASTER CARD withdrawing access pin code number is (9774) take
note,once you receive the card you take it to any cash point around
your area and slot it into any ATM machine and enter the pin code
for withdrawal, the amount you are to withdrew per day is
USD$15,000. (Fifteen Thousand Dollars) each day. Also ask
them on how you are to make the payment for the security fee
to them so they can effect immediate delivery on your parcel.

Remain blessed and enjoy your funds.

Sincerely,
Barr. Alba Donald.

[brodiemaxx]

I think I'm like a drunken David Mamet. I'm talking all the time, mostly slurred, but every once and a while I got a fucking gem for you bitches.

On that note, I'm gonna go pour more booze down my throat til I muster enough courage to go to a bar and most likely be an asshole to any women I meet. Eat a nob at night, you fairy fucks.

[brodiemaxx]

I'M FUCKING DRUNK AND LONELY. WHERE ARE MY BITCHES AT??? Post something to amuse me, goddamn it!

[brodiemaxx]

*shaking magic 8-ball*

You're totally getting blown after the oscars.

[McHookerino]

I think I'm hammered?