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Talk about a crack detective! Popular Japanese children books star 'The BUTT Detective' - a walking, talking tush that solves mysteries (and farts in the faces of culprits)
Oshiri Tantei is actually an entire series, the first book in which was published in 2012.
While the first in the series is simply called The Butt Detective, subsequent titles some up the central mystery of the book — with a flatulent twist.
According to Nick Kapur, whose tweets about the series have gone viral, each title begins with the phrase 'Pu pu!' which means 'Fart fart!'
Titles in the series include 'Fart, Fart! The Riddle of The Disappearing Lunch Box' and 'Fart, Fart! The Little Police Chief's Big Problem.
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Trying to experiment with the gfycat thing to see if it can be of use here. I don't recommend posting anyone else's links cause gif makers are usually dicks about it.
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If anyone has the time then I highly recommend watching 'Love Exposure' from 2008. It's a 4 hour long Japanese movie and I've read there's a 6 hour version on Blu-ray. This is definitely one of the greatest love stories in cinematic history! No bullshit!
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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