I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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WTF??
Stop being a pseudo pussy. Most of us were 12 year old boys who had some really fucked up fantasies about chicks like Samantha Fox or Alyssa Milano or some other girl from our grade school.
Where are you now? You're breaking balls because you don't want to feel like an outsider or "Kinky" in bed with your girlfriend or wife. Let me fill you in on something, chicks can be (at times) 100 times more kinky that you could ever imagine.
This thing is cool and a lot of girls have a fantasy deep in the back of their minds about this that they won't release until you learn how to communicate with them.
If you're a real pussy, buy a feather or chocolate body paint perhaps some scented massage oils.
Satan was right.
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
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^^^ who are you even talking to?
WRITE A HOT LESBIAN CL AD FOR MEOW AND STOP ARGUING WITH IMAGINARY PEOPLE AND USE REAL BUTTER ON YOUR CHICKEN, 'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER' IS FOR FAGGOTS.
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we bless you in the name of the DSF."
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ahahahaahaha
are you and the wife fighting because you used imitation butter on that bird?
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8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
all I gotta say is, I didn't realize how conservative people are sexually on this board with what goes on, I thought it'd be WAY more liberal in this thread than this...
Seriously repressed people here. No anal? No animals? wtf you people are wierd. No, I am not kidding.
Not a fan of shit, piss, underage, dildos in my ass.
From what I have seen on this thread. I have no problem with kissing after a BJ. I kiss after going down on a girl, personally if a person won't do the other than you must think you've got the "funk" on your cock. LOL
Also... Everyone goes ass to mouth at one point or another.
Edit: Also I won't do animals (household, or barnyard).
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