05-01-2010, 02:58 AM
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He barely wipes his ass i think...
I all seriousness.... he really isn't that fat but he is
really lazy.
05-24-2010, 01:03 AM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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Just Jergens. My right hand and balls are silky smooth!
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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I'ld hit it.
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I'ld suck it.
05-28-2010, 04:20 PM
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I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
05-28-2010, 07:00 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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You make that sound so hot, Amy.
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Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
05-28-2010, 07:58 PM
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Nice try Patick Bateman.
05-28-2010, 11:20 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Reader's Digest version: I take a load of jizz on my face every night and rub it in.
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06-02-2010, 04:40 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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I normally take a big shit in the morning...so I don't have time to moisturize
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
06-03-2010, 02:05 AM
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That's from American Psycho
06-03-2010, 05:12 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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BATEMAN FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
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Pobs= pimp
None of these links are mine.
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