It takes a 30 mm shell to keep mommy away from my no-no place

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I've never liked Rosie anyway; she looks like she double-fists her wife
and you the wife is not a lesbo at all - she just endures the daily
torture for the cash. I probably would too; I'd just chase a few
xanax with a lot of vodka and then blow a couple of lines to prepare
for my daily fisting. You know that bitch's breath smells like rotten
beer farts, too.
Anyway, I know Ro's all supportive of the war but now this kid is
going to need even more therapy than she already does. I also read
that the bullets are real. What's next? She's going to take the
littlest one and tie him to a pole and shove granades in his ears and
march around chanting some stupid senseless bullshit. She'll probably
try to find a way to get her kids over to Iraq and fight, kind of like
most normal moms rally to get their kids on a soccer team. Bitch is
nuts.
The picture reminds me of moms pimping their kids out to make
themselves look better. Like my mom pimped my ass out in dancing
class and then I started modeling and that was just great because I
was pill-popping and drunk all the time. Not that I knock such
behavior because I just had an entire weekend of uppers, downers, and
booze and it was a blast. I forsee that little ho growing up and
going Columbine on her school and Ro being all proud of her and shit.
Just workin' for the cause, right?