2021 Predictions

[MrGoutHimself]

Let's all try to predict the craziness ahead in the new year. I'll start:

1) Instagram decides they're sick of losing money to OnlyFans and starts their own adult subscription site.

2) A huge earthquake rocks the west coast and part of California separates from the rest of the country.

3) Satan returns to DSF but Meow still rocks our world.

[MadamMeow]

I like this.

1.) One of the guys paying Bella Thorne for her "cutting edge" clothed porn scams, waiting for the day it will finally not be clothed, adds up how much he spent on non-tits and gets pissed. He files a class action law suit against her and she ends up back in Florida sucking dick back behind some dumpsters in an alley for cash and meth the way she was always meant to.

2.) Marijuana becomes federally accepted in the US for recreational use. Just in time for World War III in which we all get taken out because everyone is high af and going outside to shoot people would harsh the buzz and take too much effort man.

3.) Someone finally after all these years reads the DSF front page and realizes how ingenious Jesus is and the site goes viral! Things start thriving. We get an insane flock of n00bs to fuck with and they cry and go away. Then it's back to tumbleweeds.