The road to you is paved right through with bloody good intentions, & missing you is like kissing...cyanide.
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Happy Valentine's back atcha guys.
Remember, the efforts you exert today are your leverage for the next love holiday...Steak & Blowjob Day.
Unless of course you're the type that doesn't care for red meat or blowjobs (unheard of I know!) and would rather play video games all day. Then yay you, you have an easy day or night!
For those that are single, here's to hoping cupid shoots his arrow at a hot chick for you.
Either way this holiday is really a commercialized money pit, hope it goes fast.
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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