DSF Week in Review 9/18/11

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There is fuckery afoot. Whenever I hear that, I imagine Pobs saying that in his best London based faggot voice. Let's see what fuckery happened last week at the DSF.

Satan busted up his ribs. No socialized healthcare here, good luck with your $12K hospital bill. Pro tip: never let the fat chicks be on top!

Nookie Junkie was (again) providing self medication tips. You should just get your damn license so you can write scripts for us!

SRD had liquid shits with corn kernels. I can't be sure, but by my count, you haven't had a "normal" bowel movement in three years. That shit isn't right. Pun intended.

In shit related news, Foetus was pissed about the shit pic ban because he had 10 gb of liquid shit pics to post. Sorry dude, you may want to join a German forum, I heard those sick bastards love the shit pics.

josehl likes the cherry slurpees then his pee turns red. That isn't right, seek medical attention dude, I think your kidneys aren't working right. But what do I know, I only went to John Sanchez University, not affiliated in any way with Johns Hopkins.

TheSnake has a hot dentist. He likes it when her hands are in his mouth. Kinda weird fetish, but to each their own.

A glimpse into the mind of Megadouche: Can't remember what he had for lunch at 2:30pm, but can remember DSF trivia and can identify every mass produced vehicle produced in the last 50 years. I believe the proper term is idiot savant.

Five Inch Taint's internet in the house sucks. Looks like you are going to be that creepy guy at the library looking at porn.

Beer is the Jack Handy of DSF: I don't see any reason why human meat shouldn't be legal for consumption. I think you should pen a book of these...

Shop amazon bitches.....access the link from any of the pages here at DSF. We earn a few pennies on each purchase. We will use the cash for contests. That is until someone absconds with the funds, just kidding that is only t-shirt funds.

cmetz went to the doctor, the pulled 8 vials of blood and THEN, he looked like a junkie. Not before, just after.

Bubbagump523 is all enrolled in school to be a diesel mechanic. Cool story bro! We want coupons for free diesel engines now. Congrats on the kid on they way!

I can't follow anything Eccles says, am I the only one?

Stantz being the lazy fucker he is, fired up the voice recognition feature on his computer. Not he can pound the priest while posing on DSF. That shit is fucked up.

The Juice is a beer aficionado. In related news, beer now has a new man crush.

Mr Brownfella had a room of naked chicks. Nice, but what was the deal with the chick that looked like Bucky the Beaver? Going to run the risk of some teeth dragging. No bueno!

Amy had naked sex last week. Good for you. Fully clothed sex is a pain in the ass!

Maxbailey has a quandary. How to watch the Star Wars saga. You came to the right place to solve that!

In Star Wars related news, Dolphinskull wants to smash Episodes 1, 2 &3 with a hammer. Good, let your anger out.

Wood Dragon was drinking with a bunch of london based faggots. How is Pobs?

BIG NEWS: megadouche posted a picture. I about fell out of my chair when I saw that. The Anti-Pic thread pariah posted a picture.

Magnusrex has stumbled upon something that all junior high school kids already know: NyQuil is Jaegermeister.

Jo doesn't like the early morning. Sweetie, nobody does. Except for Snake, because he is just going to bed.

Bob like watching storage wars. He likes the trailer park aspect of the show. You can take the boy out of the trailer park, but never can you take the trailer park out of the boy.

Jay92388 did a fly by again.....dude, start posting from school. They won't have DSF blocked.....we are an educational forum!

On with the fuckery!