HAE farted in the shower...
and the dropped a deuce. I hate that. Well that and having to squish the poop down the drain and then clean my toes without touching them. And then hope the old lady doesn't come in while it smells like shit and I am awkwardly hopping up and down on one foot in the shower chasing after little turd remnants that are swishing around the shower floor.
Or is that just me?
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