If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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The first rule to doing anal is to take a shit first. The second rule is to take a long hot soapy shower. *"Professional" porn stars douche 2-3 times before showering.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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