04-19-2008, 01:35 AM
king shit around these parts
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What Would You Rather...
I heard a game at a dinner party called what would you rather, basically you have to choose one of the options then ask your own what would you rather.
I'll Start it.
What would you rather do:
Swallow your Dad's Load if it was given to you in a cup and not out of his dick....
or.....
Go down on your mom until she cums....
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04-19-2008, 03:59 AM
Depression hurts, but I dont have to
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I would be stuck swalling my dads load my mom passed away.
Would you rather
Fuck and 400 pound woman
or
Have a 120 pound girl with a strap on pound you in the ass, and jerk you off at the same time.
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O he gonna throw a cow on you!!!!!
04-19-2008, 08:10 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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That's easy, the whale eye is a one way street...Fuck the fattie
Would you rather...
Spend 1 year in jail labeled as a kid toucher
or
Walk through Compton with a "I Hate N*****S" sign on a Saturday night
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04-19-2008, 08:53 AM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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Nice Die Hard 3 reference. At first i thought i could handle dykey prison but then i realized id rather get raped by some huge black dicks.
Ok, would you rather....
Have sex with Whoopi Goldberg
or
watch your brother and mom have sex with Whoopi Goldberg
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04-19-2008, 10:34 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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I would totally bang Whoopie, and id enjoy it because sex is sex in my book
Would you rather
1, get fucked in the ass by pee wee herman
2, have pee wee herman shoot his load in your eye
the floor is yours
04-19-2008, 02:01 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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2... seems less gay... posibly could happen by accident a lot more than 1
Would you rather
1. Watch your girlfriend/wife be DP'ed by random guys
Or
2. Have your girlfriend/wife watch you being fucked by a random man
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04-19-2008, 04:25 PM
....raw doggin' it since 1980!
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I'm not stingy, I'd go for the guys railing my wife....hell, maybe it stop her from bitching so much.
Would you rather...
Get kicked in the nuts with a gold cleat.
or...
Let Butterbean punch you in the face.
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04-19-2008, 05:10 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Butterbean easily...I do want kids...
Would you rather...
Get blown by a midget tranny in Macys window in Times Square during Christmas.
or...
Get dragged through a field of broken glass, then thrown into a pool of Lemon Juice.
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SHOULD YOU GO CROSSING THAT SILVERY BROOK,
IT'S BEST TO LEAP BEFORE YOU LOOK.
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04-19-2008, 09:20 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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I'll take a BJ any day....
Would you rather...
Have the large end of a baseball bat shoved up your ass
or...
Have a standard size Bic Ink Pen shoved up your dick hole?
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
04-19-2008, 09:41 PM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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Bat up ass. I don't thank you can recuperate after a pen up your pee hole.
would you
rather fuck a dog's ass or a dog's pussy
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