07-20-2008, 11:59 PM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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I'm proud of my cock because...........
State the reason you are proud of your cock as so:
I'm proud of my cock because it has a doctorate in chemical engineering and is married and has kids.
My cock has never done drugs and is a devout christian.
My cock single handedly took over Iwa Jima.
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mock me and my faggot natural ass
07-21-2008, 12:02 AM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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That was a private conversation damit!
hahahahaha! You are too much. Stop making me laugh so damn much!
07-21-2008, 12:07 AM
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I'm proud of my cock because it started this thread and made jo_dile laugh.
I'm proud of my cock because it can't hold a secret.
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07-21-2008, 12:08 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA! Thats it! I'm done with you...I quit!
07-21-2008, 09:20 AM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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I am proud of my cock because...wait....oh yeah......nevermind.
This thread is sexist and excludes the women of this forum!!!!
(im kidding)
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Not again you fucking assholes....
PMs, no emails.
07-21-2008, 09:23 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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oh hush...ALL women have a cock....theirs is just portable and vibrates...
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
07-26-2008, 07:32 PM
jesus is my homeboy
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What about us ladies?
I love my passion fruit,doesn't that count for something?lol
07-26-2008, 07:35 PM
Wearing a flavor saver since '95
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im NOT proud of my cock bc he throws up when ever a girl (and only a girl) sits on him and bounces
07-26-2008, 07:36 PM
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Sweet heart you can post anything about cock in this thread. Favorite cocks, what you like to do with cocks, generally an open cock thread for the ladies
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07-26-2008, 07:44 PM
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im proud of my cock cuz he likes to get kisses
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