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MrGoutHimself · #1 04-23-2010, 01:34 PM

So since Stantz is putting himself out there by sharing his eerie short stories, and Pred puts himself out there with his pixelated videos and yelling at the cats, I figured I might as well make some of you nauseous by sharing some of the poetry I've written over the years. Most of this shit is old, but there are some newer ones. I hope some of you enjoy it, and I hope those of you that need to lose weight but can't bring yourselves to bulimia find this useful.

Poems start with the next post.
-Srd

MrGoutHimself · #2 04-23-2010, 01:36 PM

First, in honor of Pred-san being a GAINT postwhore, some haiku.

Yellow-green eyes light
the path, home again I turn;
spring has embered out.

In a house half a
mile from here; summer suns do
Not ever creep in.

It is two am
And even the moon sleeps sound;
Fall has come again.

Blue copulation
The winter winds blow hard, yet
still I move forward.

-SrD

MrGoutHimself · #3 04-23-2010, 01:36 PM

Seems like only a month ago I was shuffling off to my first day of high school, blink and it's 20 years later;
Seems like only a few weeks back I was scrambling off the bus at Parris Island, blink and 15 years gone by;
Seems like only last week I was finally starting college at 24, blink and it's 10 years on;
Seems like just yesterday I was getting married for the second time, blink and it's close to 7 years;
Life goes by in just a blink, don't close your eyes or you might miss something important;
Finding old friends, seeing how they've grown up, how I've grown up, all in a blink;
Damn, am I getting old?

-SrD

MrGoutHimself · #4 04-23-2010, 01:37 PM

She's my muse, I'll see her face until my death,
She gives my poems their very life, like breath;

I long to be close, to know her godly form,
'Tween heart and mind she starts a raging storm;

Do I tell her what I feel, what she inspires?
Or write on until her and my time expires?

I could not tell in so many words,
the feelings she has wrought;
But write on 'til dawn on the
feelings she has brought;

I could tell the world who she is and fret,
Or keep my muse and my musings a dark secret;

Only she and I will know, until our death,
The we shared the same sad songs,
And the same last breath.
-SrD

MrGoutHimself · #5 04-23-2010, 01:38 PM

Last one for now, I'll put more on later if you can all stifle your dry heaves. The unborn-one has heard this performed when he wanted to know if I sounded like as much of a girl in real life as I sometimes do here. Anyhow... "Fuck 'em"

Save the seals,
Fuck 'em.
Save the whales,
Fuck 'em.

Fuck the PC morons that plague our society,
I'd rather sit here and lose my sobrity.

You say "waah waah peace, man."
That's kind of dull.

Give me an icepick and I'd fuck your skull.
Fuck 'em all.
-SrD

MrGoutHimself · #6 04-23-2010, 01:52 PM

The sun rises in the east, I'm nothing special; My sun sets in the west, I'm like all the rest;
How many times shall I tell you, before you believe? Why do you hang around, why don't you just leave?
Don't bring me onto the platform I've built for you;
Deification is defecation, don't give me any of your shit;
Loneliness is masturbation, lend me a hand and get out.

-SrD

gimmebeer · #7 04-23-2010, 02:21 PM

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not bad, but I like this better

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#8 04-23-2010, 02:46 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
SRD is a beaner,
Alot.

MrGoutHimself · #9 04-23-2010, 02:54 PM

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A lot? Or allot? Are you giving me a portion of beaners or saying that I'm "muy frijoledero?" Or did you not make it past the 3rd grade?

LYMI
-SrD

#10 04-23-2010, 03:05 PM

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Once upon a time,
I had a yearning
churning, burning
forever learning

Once upon a time,
a Sicilian was denying
unbuying, crying
crucifying

Once upon a time,
I was wiping, swiping
forever griping

My ass is a stinky hole