View Poll Results: How long have you abstained from whacking it?(Ladies, too)
I've never masturbated..I swear!
3
2.50%
1 day
9
7.50%
1 week
52
43.33%
1 month
20
16.67%
Longer than a month, not a year
33
27.50%
A Year (how the fuck did you that?)
0
0%
Longer than a year (seriously, what the fuck)
3
2.50%
09-29-2008, 01:39 PM
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How long have you abstained from masturbation?
Not sex, cuz I know some of you can say all your life, and thats just sad and depressing...
I ask because I'm doing it to prove to my girlfriend(we're longdistance right now) that I can.
The longest I've ever gone since I started masturbating was 2 months consecutively.
Wet dreams, hardons, precum after looking at pron, none of that counts as masturbation. I mean, grabbing your member or sticking a finger(for the ladies), or doing both(for the hermaphrodites...can't leave out mrh)...
Right now, it's been 3 days and counting...i'm aiming for 3 months, and hopefully i'll get to one at the very least. (this obviously makes it tough to visit this site)
disclaimer: i know it's not a sin, i know it's good for you, i'm not trying to reach g-d or anything, its more a self-test, like cactus jack's sobriety thing.
peace
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09-29-2008, 02:06 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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I got circumcised about 3 weeks ago and the bitch is still painful, I'm finally starting to but sex is a no no for atleast another 2 weeks
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09-29-2008, 10:15 PM
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somewhere between a month and a year. never really thought i would need to know
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09-29-2008, 10:29 PM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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Does it count if somebody else masterbates and/or gives you a blowjob ?
09-29-2008, 10:39 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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not when it's your dad.
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09-29-2008, 10:59 PM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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Bastard you promised you wouldn't tell anybody!!!!
Anyway you can come and tuck me in dad (n2tattoos.lol).
09-30-2008, 01:57 AM
paris gave me herpes
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Boot Camp lasted three months and I lasted the whole three. They put something in the food, or at least that was the rumor.
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I have seen your sister's vagina. I was expensive.
09-30-2008, 12:00 PM
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military or bad kid boot camp?
09-30-2008, 12:40 PM
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probably fat camp...
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Cooler than a polar bear's toenails
Originally Posted by badmedicine09
I've been avoiding results all day. tlock, you are a God amongst men, thank you.
All of my posts are not my links...
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