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Old 07-23-2008, 03:16 AM
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I'm house sitting for a friend right now and was having trouble getting to sleep, you know, cause I'm not in my own house and it's kind of weird.

I FINALLY get to sleep, then I get woken up sort of, and hear these girls outside yelling. I didn't pay attention at first, cause this is a busy 'hood, and figured it was just drunk girls coming home from the bar.

It didn't stop though, so I woke up for real and go look out the window (it's a first floor apartment) and see that it's these college aged bitches accross the way SCREAMING at one another, because one of them hooked up with some guy the other one liked and blah blah blah.

It went on for about ten minutes, before I finally got pissed of enough to grab my hoodie and put on flip flops and go fucking yell at these bitches.

As I am walking out the outside door of the apartment, it shuts behind me and I realize the second it does that the jingling in the pocket of my hooide in, in fact, change I had from when I went to the door and I LEFT THE FUCKING KEYS INSIDE!

Luckily, the window was open a bit, but it's about 5 feet off the ground, and I am only about 5'7. So I walked around on the street until I found a recycling bin, dumped all the cans and bottles into a bush, climbed in top of it, popped the screen out push the window up and barely was able to shimmy back through the window into the apartment.

Now I can't sleep, the fighting has stopped and they are laughing about some shit or another and all friends again.

Fuck.

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Old 07-23-2008, 03:19 AM
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Nice story!

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Old 07-23-2008, 03:21 AM
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:57 AM
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:36 AM
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:40 AM
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my drunk friends and i got locked out of our apartment by my girlfriend and her cousin one night. we had to make a human ladder to get back in. i have a pic of it somewhere, ill try to find it
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good story, but maybe next time say its like the middle of the afternoon & your trying to take a nap & you cant because there are 2 girls screaming & laughing by the pool so you start watching them & slowly they start rubbing oil on each other & you get locked out & have to go to their apartment etc etc! now that would be a great story
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:33 PM
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:19 PM
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and in my head your story read as
"I am house sitting for a friend...
two girls were fighting outside...
I went out to yell at them...
we all ended up naked on the bed..."

My wife really needs to give me some loving.

On a more serious note, you are house sitting and not having a party?
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