Describe The Nastiest Girl/Guy You've Ever Bagged...
I figure that most of you are virgins, but those of you who aren't have probably fucked some pretty disgusting looking people. The real joke in the whole thing is that you are probably the most disgusting person the person you are describing has probably banged...but you still can describe them here!
I banged one guy that I consider lightweight ugly. But at the time of the banging, which happened twice, it was the best sex I ever had. He held that title for almost a year. So I guess he maybe tried extra hard or something. Who knows? I'm far too nice to do this.
I lost virginity to ugly skank ho. True story, she was a coal burner and fucked like all the dudes in the apartment complex.
I felt like I should have gotten some of that action too.
the sex sucked. I didn't even come.