I though we should have a thread that would allow us to vent a fuck you to someone or something that pissed you off today. Make it a short but sweet fuck you.
Fuck you Americas tire store since I had to spend an hour making you honor your warranty on your tires that's says you replace it if you cant fix it. Fuck you, you scamming fuckers.
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Fuck my parents. You're both miserably assholes that drive anyone that dares to get close to you away. You guys can fuck up a relationship faster than anyone I have ever known. You've been divorced for ten years, yet you still call each other to bitch about stupid shit after you've sent your new boyfriend/wife away screaming/crying. I live fifty fucking miles away from you and am completely self-sufficient, but just knowing that you live in the same fucking state brings me down. You're both completely unapologetic, ignorant cunts, and I hope you both get hit by a fucking meteor, because Lord knows you'll never figure this shit out in time to change.
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I give a big fuck you to the neighbor that put a Glade Plug In outside my apartment door,and told everyone the hallway reeked of pot.
I barely smoke the shit,and it's none of anyone's business if I do or not.
And when I do smoke pot,I always smoke near a window,and spray the hallways beforehand.
My hallway smells like a beer parlour daily due to a few of the neighbors on my floor,and never once do you hear me complain to anyone.
I think I will take this Glade Plug In,and put it in my living room! lol
Those fuckin things are not cheap.
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A big FUCK YOU to the mother fuckin' bank that told me they would close on time for my mother fuckin' house, but now they tell me they will have to extend closing for another mother fuckin' week! This fucks up all the mother fuckin' plans I had to start moving into the new mother fuckin' house. Now I have to get a mother fuckin' storage unit to put all my shit into so I can get out of my mother fuckin' rental in time to clean it out enough to get my mother fuckin' deposit.
Just fucked all my shit up. FUCK YOU!!! :
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this won't make you feel any better, but i work for a real estate company. the company actually bought a big u-haul and let's new owners use it for storage and early moving. kinda cool i thought.
That is actually a very cool thing to do. That way its just moving shit into the uhaul, then the new home, instead of to storage first, and then from storage to the house.
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.