OK...
I had this idea (thanks SexyLion) that I would maybe write a poem about DSF and its members...if you don't like it don't read it! I will continue to add verses
Jesus Martinez
What can I say
He is the god
To which we all pray
Lucas: the guy in charge
Who does not play fair
The ban hammer is out
So n00bs say a prayer
Biggereasye
Now Shasturbatur
Be cautious of him
He is an instigator
Brizzel the Game God
He grants the requests
Obscure titles or not
Because he is the best
Bigmac is the man
In demand for chats
Makes Shasta jealous
Which causes small spats
Effjay has his opinions
And yours are wrong
Lives in the basement
And wears a cute thong
Blackcrypt likes monkeys
I do not understand
What the monkey did wrong
But a spanking is planned
Mrs. BlackCrypt
Loves Mr. BC
Sitting on her butt
Which we all want to see
Sexy Lion is sexy
At least in his head
Loves the DS forum
And getting girls in bed
Chief Gayness Contributor
Is N2tattoos
Don't believe the line
'cause he really loves boobs
Pen's Treasure is new
To the forum scene
But at Pen's Castle
She is the queen
Working at the mall
Is Amylikewhoa
Douchebags bother her
And so do guido's
Thomas is a pirate
But not on the seas
His posting of music
Is certain to please
Ms. Cellany in Cali
Strums on the guitar
She plays while naked
And could be a star
Megagreg likes Jimmy Buffet
And Final Fantasy 3
Says "Stop Zombie Genocide"
Is a DSF devotee
IndieEmoPunk
Posts music galore
Likes dating the ladies
To make their hearts soar
Storagebag and ex's
Of them he has boasted
If you dated him
Your pics he has posted
Fsmak is a legend
Makes his presence well known
He is the big swinging dick
And sits on the porn throne
Choppie's in Ohio
Enjoying his life
Waited to do homework
Was playing with the wife
RvP is in London
Learning the guitar
He got fucked on Ebay
Now give him his avatar!
Jo Dile is a big flirt
Who likes playin with boys
When she is alone
She plays with her toys
Randal Graves gives advice
Your shortcomings he sees
Follow his counsel
Get a social disease
Marie-Eve Martinez
Aka: Raquelle Rider
Is a boy short kinda gal
And drinks hard apple cider
Goonarms has a talent
Please let everyone know
When he pee's in the winter
He writes his name in the snow