12-04-2009, 03:47 AM
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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Happy Birthday to The Godfather!
A hoppy mutha fukin' birfday to THE MAN!
screw the cake -
Seriously brother, I wouldn't have hung out around this shit hole as long as I have without a dude like you keepin' it real.
Peace & joy on your mama's birthing day.
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12-04-2009, 03:55 AM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
12-04-2009, 03:59 AM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Happy birthday dude.
12-04-2009, 05:49 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I don't mean to disturb Posty while he's sucking your cock but
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
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Foetus
you need to find a new dealer
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amtronic
Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
12-04-2009, 06:00 AM
Hope you get some of this on your Birthday!
12-04-2009, 09:35 AM
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Happy Birthday Godfather!
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I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
12-04-2009, 02:25 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Happy birfday muh'fucka!
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep,But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.
12-04-2009, 04:10 PM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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Happy Birthday... Stay Dry...and get jacked up on the ladies!!!
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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TheSNakE
That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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MEGADOUCHE
... On with the shenanigans.
12-04-2009, 04:23 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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Happy Birthday GF!
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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predator24
You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
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brodiemaxx
Pobs= pimp
None of these links are mine.
12-04-2009, 08:37 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy B-Day
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