Ok, so you've met someone and things are going pretty well and you've had sex a few times and you're ready for things toget a little kinkier. At what point do you bring up the fact the like to be shit on? How does that conversation go? I mean....it can't go very well 99.99999% of the time.
The more I think about it (which is horrible, in and of it's self) you would have to pay for that shit. hehe no pun intended
So, paying for it brings up a shitload (hehe) more questions: Are there "special" hookers for that? Is there a special diet the "shitter" has to follow? How do you explain to your doctor why you're so worried about disease you can get through human fecal matter? Is there a mouthwash that can....ok, I'll stop