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Old 07-29-2008, 07:35 AM
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1) Have dinner...Harry Carey

2) Smoke weed...Snoop

3) Watch a porno...Jena Jameson

4) Play golf...John Daily

5) Sleep with...Alyssa Milano

6) Go to a ball game...Ryne Sandberg

7) Kick them in the crotch...Kobe Bryant

8) Box/fistfight...Andy Dick

9) Kill...Osama

10) Switch lives...any NBA benchwarmer

11) Erase...Hitler

12) Wiretap/spy on...Obama

13) Play Guitar Hero...Slash

14) Drink with...Will Ferrell

15) Skydive with...Denise Milani...cause it would be funny
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