I had called off my wedding and dumped my fiance about 6 months prior. So here I am out with my bowling team partying all night and this chick (all 5'-0" and 250 pounds of her, below average looking) that had been chasing me volunteers to be our designated driver. At the end of the night I am conveniently the last one dropped off, just too loaded to notice next thing I know she got me shorts down and giving pretty good head. I wake up the next morning with her on top... I roll with it, trying not to puke, she finishes up goes to the bath and I bailed. Still don't remember anything of that night and she was telling everybody and anybody about that night. 10 years ago and my friends still bring that one up once in awhile.
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