07-13-2009, 09:57 AM
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Socialist Paradise of USA
Posts: 14,877
Credits: 12,189,930
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New Definitions
BETTER DEFINITIONS;
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women go to curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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Originally Posted by Foetus
you need to find a new dealer
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Originally Posted by amtronic
Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
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