"Agreed"
"+1 I agree"
"hahaha lol"
"My thoughts exactly"
"WTF. That's f*cked up. Bizarre."
"What the fuck, man?"
"I dont know, man."
"I dont fucking care, man."
"Sorry that I've had things like a job, a girlfriend, and a social life the past 3 years"
"I don't need validation from anyone."
"I'm drinking Miller Lite"