When I went to school they would give you a cardboard report card every 6 weeks to take home and get signed. I got a bad one and got yelled at but I never took it back. I told them my dad got good and pissed and tore it up. He didn't, I just kept it. So they gave me a new one to take home when the next period was up. I took the old one and gave myself B's and C's (really C's and D's with an F here or there). I handed that one to them to sign, then scrawled my dad's signature onto the real one and returned it. I eventually failed English and had to take Summer School but the scam itself went undiscovered.
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