stop crossing your legs like you're dying for a piss
stop tilting your head like you've slept in a draught
stop putting your hand on your hip in an uncomfortable fashion
Grow your hair longer
If you're going to wear lace and no bra, wear something that actually allows us to see your nipples properly.
Accomplish these tasks, and men will want to fuck you again
Other than that, awesome post!
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Oh fuck, I just became Stantz.... Sorry
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Ask Stantz. He knows.
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You are all cocsuckers. Especially Stantz. Fuck that guy.
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