A white priest is walking with a young boy in the forest, they walk for hours and hours, deeper and deeper into the woods and the young boy starts to cry. The priest looks at the boy and says 'Why are you crying? I have to walk back alone.'
What time is bed time at Micheal Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?
If you don't like being forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
See, I can be offensive and not racist.
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The Lord and I have an agreement. I stay out of his house, he stays out of mine.
I know I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, please help me Superman.
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