I am not a public figure - i just write a website - I don't know how many people read maxim, but the last thing I need is for people to focus on my mangled face and take away from my posts...
If I write about a celeb being fat, ugly or whatever, people will just be like "look in the mirror you fat ugly fuck" and mean it. This way they won't
I am also pretty paranoid and don't want to get shot, because internet is public and I have no idea who is reading this shit....
Perez isn't better lookin' than anyone - but when i make perez money - and can afford security and shit, i'll be more inclined to show my identity.
If another magazine approaches me - I am getting a hot chick to pretend to be me - I'll throw ppl off and give you something to jerk off to.
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Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
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