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On Tuesday, myself, and a group of other losers, did our best to try and save Stargate Universe, by attempting to buy the episode Resurgence which aired sometime in November (on SyFy) of last year, and was supposed to tide us over until SGU returned in later January. Resurgence is the 10th episode of Season 2, which clearly showed a show getting better, despite it's lackluster first season. And the ratings for Resurgence wasn't as good as it could be, because SyFy decided to move the show from Friday night, and place it squarely in the bosom of Tuesday nights, to fight on even keel with Network heavyweights, in particular, the fag spectacle, Glee. Regardless, it had almost a million viewers; So SyFy decided to move the show to a place where it would surely fail, and canceled it. Sounds like Fox five to ten years ago. (I know my ideas are inconsistent and jumbled in this here bit of pseudo-jargon "fuck you all to hell repartee." But ask me if I gives a fuck, go ahead fuckers, ask me)
SGU got the can, because it cost more than any other show on SyFy, and cheaper shittier shows cost less; Eureka Warehouse 13 Ghost Hunters, and other such shitty fan fares I detest.
My beef though isn't the cancellation, or at least, it isn't my beef at the moment. At this very moment, my fucking beef is with whom ever won't allow me to LEGALLY PURCHASE on demand movies and shows from AMAZON, NETFLIX, ITUNES. Well true believers, imagine my surprise, when all these pencil pushing execs and their lawyers bitch bitch bitch about illegal downloads and the like, and the moment I try to get something legitimately, I'm blocked because I don't live in the united states. Or when I try to view some content, they block me because I'm not American. Well then, FUCK THAT SHIT, AND FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES, I'LL JUST DOWNLOAD THE MUTHA-FUCKA! No skin off of my teeth fuckers; I'll download the bitch.
But on Tuesday, it was different, I'm trying to save my show SGU. So I really wanted to show MGM, and all those other distributors that people exist outside of the United States that watch these shows. But fuck me, it didn't work. So I'll acquire my movies, my shows, my songs, my books, and shit I can't think of at the moment, free of charge. Fucking Idiots!

For one to be in the clear when they judge, it's only fair to give something a chance, to be sure, it is as you say it is. Being the guy that I am, I thought it best to give the movie a chance to stand up for it self. Thus, last night, I watched Tron Legacy.

No I didn't go to theatres, but I downloaded the bitch, And I gave it, my full and undivided attention. No porn or anything, I just watched Tron Legacy. But before I watched that, I watched another piece of brilliant scifi fantasy called ULTRAMARINES, it's based on the warhammer 40,000 mythos. And I must say, I wished I was able to pay for that digital download, because it was an awesome movie, even though it was CGI--- and the United Kingdom cast just added to the awesomeness.

Jeremy Jahns, the jewish kid on youstub, went on about how he hated Skyline, but fucking thought Tron Legacy was okay. The CGI, almost made it all better---well Jahns, the cum scene in porn makes the ending satisfying because you could relate to cumming and thinking; that's me finishing a load on/in that dame, but unless cumpilations is your thing, you would like to see, her suck your dick, you eat her cunt, she gets boned in her cunt, then her ass, followed by her blowing you to satisfaction. But the last few seconds of her blowing you to argggasm is cheap without the entire scene, and for me, there's no invested interest in her ample portions, or my pseudo-dick entering her areas and holes, if I don't get to see the whole thing.

Jahns complained Skyline had stupid lines and an even stupider plot. But Tron Legacy made sense? For fucks sake, Skyline had characters who grew up on the OC, Clueless and fucking Hip Hop, HIPPITY FUCKING HOP. Shakespeare, these mutha-fuckas ain't. Also, Skyline is about survival and the entire movie focused on that. And the bit about using human brains for power, well fucker, our brains is hundreds of times that of a super computer, so why wouldn't they use our brains for processing power? And the depth of a brain's ability to imagine the impossible, and to persevere especially when all is lost and it should fail, is only a testament to the overall movie for using brains to power their ship, and ultimately allowing them to reconstitute their mother ship when a nuke destroyed it.

Tron Legacy had horrible cheesing acting and Flynn was more The Dude than a scientific Hippie nerd, and nothing made sense. I understood what they were going for, but even then, it made little to no sense. I wanted this movie to be good, even though I predicted it would be awful, and it was just that, a pile of donkey shit. The dialogue when Flynn, his son, and the Iso, had dinner, made no fucking sense, and left me bored. The eye candy wasn't enough to save this movie for me, but the music, that 80's spectacular movie soundtrack, made it bearable. out of ten vagina's filled with milky curd like cheesy yeast goodness, I'll give this movie a 5.3, but it only deserves a fucking 4, but the CGI gets .3 and the music a full 1.