Since I am a major shit talker I have a few. Feel free to add these to your vocabulary but please note some of them might require going to the ebook forum and downloading grappling from binary!
When arguing with a woman:
Listen, you just need to know your role! (Works wonders...gives you plenty of time to run away)
I will wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a fucking lawnmower!
When you come across that women that thinks she is all that and acts like her shit doesn't stink simply tell her:
"Honey I wouldn't fuck you for practice!" (I used this one time and it made this she devil cry...but it also taught her a lesson)
But the fail safe that always works in any situation including when the priest touches you in the confessional is simply:
I will stomp a mudhole in your ass, and walk it dry!
