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Old 05-04-2009, 02:51 PM
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It's a great way to get attention off of the other shit. Basically it's Obama's 9/11.

Example:

Reporter: Hey Obama, why the hell did you spend that much money?

Obama: Hey, did you guys hear about the swine flu?

Reporter: Well yes, but you didn't answer the question. How about why, after spending all that money, nothing is getting better?

Obama: I feel it is important to inform you that we are working very hard to get a handle on this swine flu outbreak.

Reporter: OK, we understand that but wha....

Obama: Swine flu

Reporter: Sir, you're not making sen...

Obama: Swine flu!!

*flees stage fro dramatic effect*

Reporter: Well guys, I like my job, so I guess the story is going to be swine flu.


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